FIVE.

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(A/N: YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT HALF OF MY READERSHIP HAS BANDED TOGETHER TO SMOTHER MY OBVIOUSLY PARCHED GANDERBULBS WITH UNORIGINAL UNIMPRESSIVE ATTEMPTS TO FLAME. ROSE HAS ASSURED ME THE SCENE BETWEEN DAVE AND TEREZI IS, IN FACT, ACCURATE, AND ANY DISSENTERS ARE "LIKELY TRYING TO COPE WITH OVERWHELMING ENVY" AT MY *LITERARY FUCKING MASTERPIECE.* ADDITIONALLY, I REFUSE TO UPDATE UNTIL I GET FIVE GENUINE, POSITIVE REVIEWS.)

karkat made me and terezi follow him. he kept shouting at us angrily

KARKAT: YOU SHOULD BOTH BE CULLED FOR THAT LASCIVIOUS *ASSAULT* ON MY CHASTE OCULARS. IF I HAD ANY REAL POWER, I'D BE PARADING YOUR ENTRAILS AROUND THE VEIL FOR THAT EMESIS-INDUCING SPECTACLE.

i shrugged and terezi patted my back in an attempt to comfort me i guess but it felt like she was bruising me more than anything

we ended up back at my apartment where he took us to rose and vriska who both looked one stop away from pissed as hell

KARKAT: THEY WERE PAILING IN THE FURTHEST RING!

ROSE: Is that so?

vriska looked me up and down

VRISKA: Oh come ON, you can do 8etter, Redglare!

and then terezi slapped my back so hard i totally didnt almost trip

TEREZI: H3 T4ST3S... D3L1C1OUS >:[

it got way too quiet

rose and vriska still looked like i had a wicked ass beating incoming but rose shook her head

ROSE: Can't argue with that. You can go.

terezi and i bailed while the light players gave us the evil eye all the way upstairs

TEREZI: 4R3 YOU OK4Y?

DAVE: living the dream

i went to my room and brushed my teeth by the window instead of in the bathroom for some reason that i wont explain

my hair was still stuck standing up with got2b

i changed into a hella jeff onesie and drew a y shaped mouth over my real one with lipstick that i just found because reasons

i put on my platform crocs and when i came out terezi was standing in front of the bathroom and she started to sing my chick bad by ludacris in her weird nasally grating voice

i was pretty flattered even though this is still trespassing

we did that thing where you fist bump clench fingers and pull each other in for the one arm pat hug maneuver

it was totally sick

after that we said night and she reluctantly slithered out of the window and went home